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Long one, hah
You: Hi
Stranger: HI!
Stranger: How's it hanging?!
You: Low and sweaty, you?
Stranger: Same, just a little more jolly.
You: Like Santa Claus?
Stranger: Yeah!
Stranger: Wait... He's low, sweaty, and jolly?
You: Oh quite, me and Santa had a night back in '84
You: it sure was low, sweaty and jolly
You: if you get my drift
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: LUCKY!
You: I know
You: I got lots of presents that year!
You: They were called STD's
Stranger: Cute!
Stranger: Can I get one too?
You: Sure, I'll fed ex it to you
You: Which one do you want?
Stranger: Awesome! I want a pink one!
Stranger: Do they come in pink?
You: Pink and pustulent, yes
You: yes
Stranger: Sweeeeeeet!
You: I know, it's a real treat a couple years down the road
You: especially when Santa refuses to pay for the medical bills
Stranger: Yeah.. Wait, what?
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