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      07-22-2014, 09:02 AM   #52
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Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
You know wearing those high heels will tilt your ovaries, and then your baby can get stuck rolled the wrong way during delivery, plus their head can get squished/elongated. Opps, too late. . .

Can't post anything on the internet that isn't true, Bonjour.

Keep her in your bed to breast feed at night. It's SO much easier to just roll over at 3:27am and drop a teat in her mouth.
unclewede drunk posting again?

put the baby in a co-sleeper that attaches to your bed. NEVER let a new born sleep in your bed.
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