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Originally Posted by upstatedoc
fuck zagat
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and fuck Kale too. That trend needs to die a slow death. Actually it needs to die a fast death. It needs to go back to being a Pizza Hut buffett garnish. I'm going to start breeding caterpillars, beetles, goats so they can go out and kill all the fucking kale plants around here and when the kale is dead on the street I'll spray the shit out of it with Roundup and then burn the pile and then I'll take the burnt leaves and ashes and and send them to Kim Jong Un in a nice FedEx box for him to eat. He'll be fine, he doesn't poop anyway. Goodbye kale ... and good riddance to you and the "kale diet" and "Kale this/kale that/kale toilet paper/kale condoms/kale all-weather tires/kale douche kits/kale footballs" trend that's poisoning society.
