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Originally Posted by Billup
Will you go out on a date with me? We won't tell your Peter, only my peter, I promise.  |
You know what Billup, just for pure curiosity if I was single I would! And don't worry, I'd still bring my own Peter with me.
I have to say, you've given the best advices here to the boys, us girls present here are not normal I'd say, so what works with us would probably burn egos in real world.
Oh, bad pickup lines! Once a man walked up to me, dipped his finger to his water glass, brushed it into my shirt, did the same again to his shirt and then said "Baby, let's go to my place and let's get out of these wet clothes". That line was soooooo SO bad, I had to see see what he would do if I said let's go. He lost the ability to speak for a sec and then I just said nicely to him that it's cool to be a wanker as long as keeping up image in public.
So if you're lines suck, just be prepared that there will be a rebel there somewhere who will test you on those, and I'm sorry.