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      10-30-2014, 05:21 PM   #107
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Originally Posted by Billup View Post
I'm flattered. Your peter scares me a bit, my peter is different. I usually get a first chance. A lot of women are easily offended though, so after I woo them for one night, it's usually a toss up, but that's my own problem. LOL.

You want to know my favorite pickup line?

"Hey, my name is Will, I usually don't do this but you look absolutely stunning tonight and I jusssttt hadddd to come tell you in case you didn't know."

The rest happens on its own.

Or, I will pretend to "bump" into a chick and then tell her how rude she is for bumping into a stranger. Then it leads into convo. Easy gold.
Haha, my Peter is a tamed beast, no man has any worries with him since with only one exception anyone of you will never be trusted with him.

Those lines actually deliver pretty darn well the points I tried to make earlier. We need to be set above the competition and thrown off our game is the easiest way to results.

Keep those tips coming Billup, I heard the worst line in a long time last night so boys sure as hell need your help!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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