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First wife was someone I went to HS with. I was used as a rescue flotation device at the bar when a bunch of dudes she didn't like were surrounding her. She pulled me into the circle as I walked by and introduced me as her boyfriend.
Current wife was a blind date. I showed up at the house and her BIG butch sister answered the door. I thought, "well I'm here and I still gotta eat some food, she might know some good places" That sister ended up stealing our identity years later . . .
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