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The worst pranks ever.
Okay, I just got a message that someone who means the world to me, bought and is shipping in a Ferrari 458. For 5 minutes, he let me think this is the case, and for every one of those minutes I tried to get my heart working again, since I associate people with their cars, and that would have destroyed his image in my eyes for life.
It was a joke, and I will kill him.
Worst I've done was to tell my mother I'm on a diet, it made her the happiest person alive since she's more on the looks department than I am. I wasn't, I was just prego, and in my case it means throwing up all that goes in, and she was so happy when I was reaching her goals on my weight, and then as usual, in the last 10 weeks the belly popped out, and she was so mad.
What have you guys done?
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Originally Posted by Joekerr
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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