I need to learn Bulgarian & move to eastern Europe.
Apparently, there's enough time and money for an 18-year-old to build a racecar. I'm six months till I'm 30; think I can get 100 acres next to a huge lake, build a mansion (using scraps from Bulgaria Habitat for Humanity), then build a super yacht (from a totaled Bulgarian yacht), and finally make a beautiful baby (from a dumb but gorgeous Bulgarian woman).
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