I came into work feeling great, drank my typical medium coffee, and life took over. I now feel the urge to drop a duce, however, the stalls here at the plant are less than favorable (cheap standard plastic with no amenities), and of course have been claimed by some HUGE asses that I wish to not think about.
Now I have to pain stakingly attack this 8 hour work day until I can get home to my NOVA-1000 Bidet Top with heating so I can defecate comfortably.
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