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I am told a special interest group, known only as The Baconeers, has been lobbying to have that stuff outlawed ever since it came on the market.
It's a disservice to mankind.
I'm not one for politics; however, if I were to decide to run for, say, President... it would be on a solid platform of bacon (both figuratively, as well as literally: there would be a giant, solid platform, made out of bacon, upon which I would campaign across the US)...
... and I would pledge to sign an executive order my first day in office outlawing this egregious and offensive abomination which flies in the face of bacon lovers everywhere.
I would sign it in bacon fat.
/bacon
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