A lonely Jew on Christmas day

gary88 · 12-25-2010, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTM

BTW: OP is the one who posted the 24.16 laptime in karting, which I edged out with a glorious victory of 24.1. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile...winning's winning. See sig durrrrr

lol how embarrassing

UdubBadger · 12-25-2010, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghosthi32

yeah seth is fail for losing

yeah well adding 40lbs of fat... I mean traction, to the karts was a great idea on his part, he was able to not let them slide in the corners.

BTM · 12-25-2010, 09:23 PM

CollinsE90 · 12-25-2010, 09:32 PM

He probably wore his spandex outfit to be more wind resistant too

MisterSkiMask · 12-25-2010, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Yea, I don't see anyone running to help me when someone calls me a hillbilly redneck, cousin fucker

If the shoe fits...

z4nhy3uz · 12-25-2010, 09:52 PM

It's boring as usually. Can't wait to leave.

UdubBadger · 12-25-2010, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

He probably wore his spandex outfit to be more wind resistant too

You know it

Los Angeles · 12-25-2010, 11:05 PM

Why do Jewish people eat Chinese food on Christmas?

CollinsE90 · 12-25-2010, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Angeles

Why do Jewish people eat Chinese food on Christmas?

Note to self: Don't call this guy if I ever get picked up by the Cash Cab

PTinVT · 12-26-2010, 11:21 AM

I thought this was going to be about the South Park song:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...w-on-christmas

I'm "christian" (by heritage, not practice) but xma$ is just another day for me. I don't buy/get presents, send cards, decorate, etc. It's fun to watch everyone else get so wigged out this time of year trying to make sure everything is just perfect, while any true meaning/significance of the HOLIday is completely absent. You're not missing much, dude.

Although my sister got me one of these as a joke:

http://www.amazon.com/Daily-Bread-To...dp/B0042QRYO8/

best present ever

UdubBadger · 12-26-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PTinVT

I thought this was going to be about the South Park song:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...w-on-christmas

inspired by...

aus · 12-26-2010, 07:29 PM

The Jews PACK the Chinese places on Christmas/Christmas Eve. I guess no one else is open. Like other's have said, the theaters and most amusement parks are open.

12-25-2010, 09:23 PM	#25
BTM Banned 489 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]
	Appreciate 0 Quote

12-25-2010, 09:32 PM	#26
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 749 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	He probably wore his spandex outfit to be more wind resistant too __________________
	Appreciate 0 Quote

12-25-2010, 09:52 PM	#28
z4nhy3uz Private 18 Rep 70 Posts Drives: 335I Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Cali iTrader: (0)	It's boring as usually. Can't wait to leave.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

12-25-2010, 11:05 PM	#30
Los Angeles Steve Forte Rio 149 Rep 2,393 Posts Drives: 08' 328i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 90036 iTrader: (0)	Why do Jewish people eat Chinese food on Christmas?
	Appreciate 0 Quote

12-26-2010, 11:21 AM	#32
PTinVT armchair enthusiast 223 Rep 1,019 Posts Drives: 18 340xi, 02 325Cic, 93 850Ci Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Burlington, VT iTrader: (3)	I thought this was going to be about the South Park song: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...w-on-christmas I'm "christian" (by heritage, not practice) but xma$ is just another day for me. I don't buy/get presents, send cards, decorate, etc. It's fun to watch everyone else get so wigged out this time of year trying to make sure everything is just perfect, while any true meaning/significance of the HOLIday is completely absent. You're not missing much, dude. Although my sister got me one of these as a joke: http://www.amazon.com/Daily-Bread-To...dp/B0042QRYO8/ best present ever __________________ '18 340i xDrive EB/Dakota, 6-speed manual, M-sport '02 325Cic vert AW/Montana leather, 5-speed manual, premium/removable hardtop '93 850Ci Oxford Green/Parchment, auto '71 Buick Riviera, 455 V8 land yacht
	Appreciate 0 Quote

12-26-2010, 07:29 PM	#34
aus Major General 894 Rep 9,034 Posts Drives: Odysse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Seal Beach, CA iTrader: (10)	The Jews PACK the Chinese places on Christmas/Christmas Eve. I guess no one else is open. Like other's have said, the theaters and most amusement parks are open. __________________ Let me get this straight... You are swapping out parts designed by some of the top engineers in the world because some guys sponsored by a company told you it's "better??" But when you ask the same guy about tracking, "oh no, I have a kid now" or "I just detailed my car." or "i just got new tires."
	Appreciate 0 Quote