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      05-14-2015, 10:56 PM   #375
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Keep telling yourself that.
you're trolling the wrong person if you're trying to bring out the gay in someone..
didn't you know the most flamboyantly "homosexual" are actually the least because they are the most certain?

a nurse with her finger up my ass taught me this
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you're trolling the wrong person if you're trying to bring out the gay in someone..
didn't you know the most flamboyantly "homosexual" are actually the least because they are the most certain?

a nurse with her finger up my ass taught me this
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Not willing to use my m6 as a scape goat either.

Not because I'm against the idea- but the white leather will stain. Badly. We'd need black or sakhir Orange interior
Cool, I have black leather. Just set the date.
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I cook three warm meals per day and do all from scratch. I'm awesome in the kitchen. I just consider the cleaning up part being the mans duty since that's all you guys are good for.
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Not willing to use my m6 as a scape goat either.

Not because I'm against the idea- but the white leather will stain. Badly. We'd need black or sakhir Orange interior
Cool, I have black leather. Just set the date.
Just so I'm clear, are you setting a date so that grimlust, sugarboner and moi can introduce our hard penises on each others' butts and drip all over your seats so you can watch through your rear view mirror while driving and molesting yourself?
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Hahahahhahahahahahz
n stop giving me appreciation points.. you're not trying to guilt me into gay sex are you?

i AM a sucker for flattery however [tosses hair]
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Not willing to use my m6 as a scape goat either.

Not because I'm against the idea- but the white leather will stain. Badly. We'd need black or sakhir Orange interior
Cool, I have black leather. Just set the date.
Just so I'm clear, are you setting a date so that grimlust, sugarboner and moi can introduce our hard penises on each others' butts and drip all over your seats so you can watch through your rear view mirror while driving and molesting yourself?
HAHAHAHA. Grimlust sugarboner and douche.

And yes,Lups- feel free to molest yourself. It won't offend us.
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Hahahahhahahahahahz
n stop giving me appreciation points.. you're not trying to guilt me into gay sex are you?

i AM a sucker for flattery however [tosses hair]
I don't have Facebook, I miss the like button. Here, have three more.
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Just so I'm clear, are you setting a date so that grimlust, sugarboner and moi can introduce our hard penises on each others' butts and drip all over your seats so you can watch through your rear view mirror while driving and molesting yourself?
suing you for PTSD
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Hahahahhahahahahahz
n stop giving me appreciation points.. you're not trying to guilt me into gay sex are you?

i AM a sucker for flattery however [tosses hair]
I'm going to be real sad if mods somehow find our convo offensive and delete our responses. I'll go back to like....50 reputation points
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Hahahahhahahahahahz
n stop giving me appreciation points.. you're not trying to guilt me into gay sex are you?

i AM a sucker for flattery however [tosses hair]
I'm going to be real sad if mods somehow find our convo offensive and delete our responses. I'll go back to like....50 reputation points
More offensive than OP and gonorrhoea sparkling candy? No way...

More like romantic.
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I'm going to be real sad if mods somehow find our convo offensive and delete our responses. I'll go back to like....50 reputation points
lol so better stop now.. no sperm, it didn't happen


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Just so I'm clear, are you setting a date so that grimlust, sugarboner and moi can introduce our hard penises on each others' butts and drip all over your seats so you can watch through your rear view mirror while driving and molesting yourself?
No!

I'm offering to chauffer you around on your romantic wedding day to show my support for your beautiful new way of life.

Now, if you happened to go all hot and heavy in the process, an answer to get question that has been a very big concern to us in the f8x part of the forum would be answered, though maybe not the way guys wanted to. This would be almost public service, or all public servicing since I don't have tints.
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Just so I'm clear, are you setting a date so that grimlust, sugarboner and moi can introduce our hard penises on each others' butts and drip all over your seats so you can watch through your rear view mirror while driving and molesting yourself?
No!

I'm offering to chauffer you around on your romantic wedding day to show my support on your beautiful new way of life.

Now, if you happened to go all hot and heavy in the process, an answer to get question that has been a very big concern to us in the f8x part of the forum would be answered, though maybe not the way guys wanted to. This would be almost public service, or all public servicing since I don't have tints.
It's only new to sweetbone and me...

Grimlips is old school
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LOL thank you.

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It's only new to sweetbone and me...

Grimlips is old school
Oh well, maybe he'll sit in the front with me and we can talk about dishes and how they are cleaned. I understood he knows something about that too, so maybe my virgin ears would get a shock.
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It's only new to sweetbone and me...

Grimlips is old school
Oh well, maybe he'll sit in the front with me and we can talk about dishes and how they are cleaned. I understood he knows something about that too, so maybe my virgin ears would get a shock.
I bet 10,00000,0000 dollars your ears are not virgin...
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Oh well, maybe he'll sit in the front with me and we can talk about dishes and how they are cleaned. I understood he knows something about that too, so maybe my virgin ears would get a shock.
I bet 10,00000,0000 dollars your ears are not virgin...
Could you imagine the things she says based off her posts?

....sorry guys, I'm straight again.
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I bet 10,00000,0000 dollars your ears are not virgin...
When it comes to doing dishes, they are! In any other area, nooot so much...
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