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      12-02-2015, 01:32 PM   #1211
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Well that makes two data points with a 50% success rate.
You calling me a failure? 50% is a D-.
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      12-02-2015, 01:36 PM   #1212
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You calling me a failure? 50% is a D-.
D's get degrees baby.

No, I'm adding in my own data point where "It's not very effective...." describes her arousal.
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      12-02-2015, 01:38 PM   #1213
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D's get degrees baby.

No, I'm adding in my own data point where "It's not very effective...." describes her arousal.

Bitches love getting the D's.
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      12-02-2015, 01:40 PM   #1214
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Bitches love getting the D's.
But Axius doesn't love bitches with Ds.
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      12-02-2015, 01:41 PM   #1215
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But Axius doesn't love bitches with Ds.
Well, I haven't met one yet, so let's not jump to conclusions.
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Well, I haven't met one yet, so let's not jump to conclusions.
Boobs. I meant boobs.
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      12-02-2015, 01:43 PM   #1217
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Well, I haven't met one yet, so let's not jump to conclusions.
Right, you might like the shemale tamale.
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      12-02-2015, 01:45 PM   #1218
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Boobs. I meant boobs.
I'm disappointed in the way we both interpreted that comment.
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      12-02-2015, 01:47 PM   #1219
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But what about cuffs? It's not technically being tied up.
Depends how you hook 'em, but yeah...
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      12-02-2015, 01:47 PM   #1220
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I'm disappointed in the way we both interpreted that comment.
You both deserve that slap.

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Depends how you hook 'em, but yeah...
Is your life mission to sit around and wait for me to say something you can correct me on?
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Boobs. I meant boobs.
I FUCKING LOVE BOOBS.
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      12-02-2015, 01:54 PM   #1223
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      12-02-2015, 01:56 PM   #1224
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You both deserve that slap.

Let's all just take this as a lesson in the need for clear communication.
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      12-02-2015, 01:58 PM   #1225
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Let's all just take this as a lesson in the need for clear communication.
Just stop thinking about penis when you see the letter D. Problem solved.
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I FUCKING LOVE BOOBS.
Small boobs.
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      12-02-2015, 01:59 PM   #1227
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Yeah, I was talking about school grades. Not penises.
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Small boobs.
Yup. No bigger than a 32C for me.
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      12-02-2015, 02:01 PM   #1229
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Yeah, I was talking about school grades. Not penises.
And I was thinking it was some unrequited sexual tension showing up between Biorin and Axius because she's actually a man.
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      12-02-2015, 02:07 PM   #1230
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Yup. No bigger than a 32C for me.
Stop going through my bra drawer.
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To follow my own suggestion, I like:
funny things (the worse the joke, the better)
edible things
thoughtful/creative things
warm things
weird things

As an example, I have Darth Vader floormats in my car.
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Depends how you hook 'em, but yeah...
Is your life mission to sit around and wait for me to say something you can correct me on?
So quit saying wrong shit. I'm just the consequence...
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