What gets to you?

Sara · 10-29-2014, 02:05 PM

Another thing that gets me. When someone parks too close to me and I have to get in through my passenger door. FUCKERS. Today is not my day.

2011CrazE89 · 10-29-2014, 02:09 PM

When you have to share an office with a coworker that smells like cat urine.

ddk632 · 10-29-2014, 02:10 PM

When your co-workers complain that your The Cat's Piss (tm) fresh feline-urine-odor cologne is offensive to them....

2011CrazE89 · 10-29-2014, 02:19 PM

He actually said to me a couple days ago that he has no luck in the relationship department. I’m thinking hmmm, maybe it’s because you smell like a litter box?

Sara · 10-29-2014, 02:20 PM

Why do we love the ones we hate so much

2011CrazE89 · 10-29-2014, 02:22 PM

^^ ain't that the truth

m3ray · 10-29-2014, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

That's Billup's phallus? I mean, his original work? It looks familiar..

Pretty much. Also funny dude's telling me to act like an adult. He must be having a moment of clarity in between drinks or something.

UncleWede · 10-29-2014, 03:45 PM

What have you done with the REAL Billup???

z4drvr · 10-29-2014, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Why do we love the ones we hate so much

that's because they are ususally good in bed

Billup · 10-29-2014, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

What have you done with the REAL Billup???

I was incognito. I can't be fun all the time, otherwise there'd be no surprises.

Billup · 10-29-2014, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Another thing that gets me. When someone parks too close to me and I have to get in through my passenger door. FUCKERS. Today is not my day.

Someone did this to me at work today.

I have a valve stem tool in my armrest. He's on second shift, so he will see a flat tire when he walks up to his stupid fucking truck tonight.

m3ray · 10-29-2014, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Someone did this to me at work today.

I have a valve stem tool in my armrest. He's on second shift, so he will see a flat tire when he walks up to his stupid fucking truck tonight.

Not cool. Don't ever f@ck with another man's automobile, just don't do it. You wait for him outside and challenge him to a duel instead.

Where is your sense of honor, eh?

Billup · 10-29-2014, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by m3ray

Not cool. Don't ever f@ck with another man's automobile, just don't do it. You wait for him outside and challenge him to a duel instead.

Where is your sense of honor, eh?

I don't have one. I'm an asshole.

If this guy has a sense of humor, he will leave me and my parking spot in the boonies the fuck alone. That is humor. For me. Fuck him.

m3ray · 10-29-2014, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I don't have one. I'm an asshole.

If this guy has a sense of humor, he will leave me and my parking spot in the boonies the fuck alone. That is humor. For me. Fuck him.

Disagree on that one, but ok.

Billup · 10-29-2014, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by m3ray

Disagree on that one, but ok.

He will be fine. All he needs is a valve stem. There was plenty enough room for him to give myself space along with the car on the other side. However, the guy on the other side got more space, and there is blocked off parking on my side and I park over those lines.

Logistics. That's what UPS is all about. As well as myself.

I park far away from everyone so I'm not disrespected. Fuck you if you want to disrespect me. That is called the American way. Fuck him leaving that place. He had his chance.

m3ray · 10-29-2014, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

He will be fine. All he needs is a valve stem. There was plenty enough room for him to give myself space along with the car on the other side. However, the guy on the other side got more space, and there is blocked off parking on my side and I park over those lines.

Logistics. That's what UPS is all about. As well as myself.

I park far away from everyone so I'm not disrespected. Fuck you if you want to disrespect me. That is called the American way. Fuck him leaving that place. He had his chance.

Shit man, you convinced me. I guess since you are doing something that is easily reversible to his car, not like a circumcision or anything

Bobble · 10-29-2014, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Someone did this to me at work today.

I have a valve stem tool in my armrest. He's on second shift, so he will see a flat tire when he walks up to his stupid fucking truck tonight.

Must be a conspiracy as I had that happen too. They re-striped the lot at work and made every spot inches smaller to get a couple dozen more spots, stupid city of Irvine. Anyhow I park same spot every day up against a curb with bushes leaving plenty of room on the driver side. Some stupid bat shit crazy women in a beat to shit Audi B4 bodied sedan pulls next to me with all the right side tires completely over the line where I can't even open the door. Now I'm in the car, I look over at here with the WTF look and she waves Hi. You wrinkled old hag learn to park. I had to move my car.

M_Six · 10-29-2014, 08:11 PM

Almost got broadsided in a parking lot today by some dumbshit student who was driving while scratching her forehead or something. Hand over her face. She comes around the corner on my side of the road so I swung way left as far as I could go while leaning on the horn. She stopped maybe 6 inches from my passenger side. In Illinois parking lot accidents are considered 50/50. My insurance would have been all screwed up because some dipshit didn't think watching where she was driving was a necessity.

954Stealth · 10-29-2014, 08:16 PM

There were 2 hot chicks today that parked next to me and I actually got the phone number for one without the knowledge of the other. Then I saw the second hot chick and was about to get her number too when the first happened to see. She ran up on the second girl and they got in a fight. Punching, hair pulling, bruises and road rash when they hit the ground.

It made them both ugly. Luckily, the paper with my phone number fell on the ground so I could take it back.

That type of shit bothers me. I mean 2 hot chicks, potential smashing without having to buy dinner first and then they made themselves ugly.

Billup · 10-29-2014, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobble

Must be a conspiracy as I had that happen too. They re-striped the lot at work and made every spot inches smaller to get a couple dozen more spots, stupid city of Irvine. Anyhow I park same spot every day up against a curb with bushes leaving plenty of room on the driver side. Some stupid bat shit crazy women in a beat to shit Audi B4 bodied sedan pulls next to me with all the right side tires completely over the line where I can't even open the door. Now I'm in the car, I look over at here with the WTF look and she waves Hi. You wrinkled old hag learn to park. I had to move my car.

I'm the ass that would make her old ass have a miserable day.

You KNOW if you park like an ass by someones driver side door. Fuck that shit, I'm not putting up with shit. Fuck anyone that tries that shit on me. Sober or not.

Sara · 10-30-2014, 07:35 AM

When Target only has TWO registers open and the line is 10 people deep yet employees are just standing around chit chatting with each other.

ddk632 · 10-30-2014, 07:40 AM

There is an easy solution to these parking issues.

1. Always park near the back if possible away from other cars.
2. Always use a corner spot when possible and back in, park close to the edge closest to the corner. (Meaning, away from the adjoining parking spot.)

This way, you're less likely to have anyone park next to you, there can only be one car parked next to you if anyone does happen to do so, and since you are as far away as possible from the adjoining parking space, there is less likelihood of said car actually being close enough to hit your car with their door or blocking you.

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M_Six Free Thinker 16888 Rep 7,454 Posts Drives: 2016 MB GLC300 4matic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Foothills of Mt Level iTrader: (0)	Almost got broadsided in a parking lot today by some dumbshit student who was driving while scratching her forehead or something. Hand over her face. She comes around the corner on my side of the road so I swung way left as far as I could go while leaning on the horn. She stopped maybe 6 inches from my passenger side. In Illinois parking lot accidents are considered 50/50. My insurance would have been all screwed up because some dipshit didn't think watching where she was driving was a necessity. __________________ Mark markj.pics "There is no shame in dropping fruit in your glass." -UncleWede
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954Stealth Brigadier General 1548 Rep 4,512 Posts Drives: A Car Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Bacon Raton, FL iTrader: (1)	There were 2 hot chicks today that parked next to me and I actually got the phone number for one without the knowledge of the other. Then I saw the second hot chick and was about to get her number too when the first happened to see. She ran up on the second girl and they got in a fight. Punching, hair pulling, bruises and road rash when they hit the ground. It made them both ugly. Luckily, the paper with my phone number fell on the ground so I could take it back. That type of shit bothers me. I mean 2 hot chicks, potential smashing without having to buy dinner first and then they made themselves ugly.
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Sara Lieutenant General 5791 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	When Target only has TWO registers open and the line is 10 people deep yet employees are just standing around chit chatting with each other.
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ddk632 Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales 585 Rep 2,581 Posts Drives: 17 BMW F87 M2 6MT MG HBDGR ! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Aventura, FL iTrader: (2)	There is an easy solution to these parking issues. 1. Always park near the back if possible away from other cars. 2. Always use a corner spot when possible and back in, park close to the edge closest to the corner. (Meaning, away from the adjoining parking spot.) This way, you're less likely to have anyone park next to you, there can only be one car parked next to you if anyone does happen to do so, and since you are as far away as possible from the adjoining parking space, there is less likelihood of said car actually being close enough to hit your car with their door or blocking you.
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