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      09-13-2014, 09:46 AM   #903
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Pisses me off when people on the freeway come up on me real fast (when I have my cruise control on), and I get over for them so they pass me... and THEN they slow down, so I have to pass them. Never mind, I have not changed my speed at all. Then they keep repeating! Then I'll get irritated and just FLOOR it, up to 120, leaving them in the dust, half a mile back. Then the next thing you know, they're BAAAACK! And you just know they totally had to redline their little Chevy to catch back up to you. I mean, "WTF is your problem!? Can't you drive your own speed?"
It's well known medical condition. The problem is in their genital area.
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It's well known medical condition. The problem is in their genital area.
Is it somehow human nature? Yesterday, we were merging and behind a tractor trailer. Woman in Honda crv (hate the demographic of it's typical driver) is left of the tractor trailer doing 60 which is 5 under.

I move to left of the crv, pass her and maintain 85 for less than a minute. Move to the right. Next thing I know the crv passes me, and moves into my lane, once again, 60.

Seriously, what is it? Maybe this woman is a triathlete and competitive and treated my passing her like a race? There has to be a real reason why people behave like that.
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      09-13-2014, 02:44 PM   #905
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Multiply that by 40 people per square mile and you got the entire San Gabriel Valley... NOBODY drives AT the speed limit, always below and it takes FOREVER to get places. If you take local streets, it takes almost 20 minutes to go ONE mile, and even at midnight, I thought I was speeding and I look down... 70 (with BMW skew not fixed yet so 65).
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      09-13-2014, 02:51 PM   #906
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Pisses me off when people on the freeway come up on me real fast (when I have my cruise control on), and I get over for them so they pass me... and THEN they slow down, so I have to pass them. Never mind, I have not changed my speed at all. Then they keep repeating! Then I'll get irritated and just FLOOR it, up to 120, leaving them in the dust, half a mile back. Then the next thing you know, they're BAAAACK! And you just know they totally had to redline their little Chevy to catch back up to you. I mean, "WTF is your problem!? Can't you drive your own speed?"
I was going to type up a similar thing, but you've saved me the effort. Some asshat in a Look-At-Me Dodge pickup came tearing up beside me today just as I was coming up behind a semi. I'm thinking he'll pass me in time for me to pull out and pass the semi without getting out of the cruise control, but no, asshat decides to match my speed just long enough to force me to kill the cruise until asshat was past me enough for me to pull left.

It was nice driving on an empty highway again, though, after two weeks of crowded Brit highways.
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      09-13-2014, 03:36 PM   #907
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I live in a real AZNy area. They are seriously THE WORST drivers (moreso the women). They don't even look, as if they're the only ones on the road. Whyyy?
It's not that they don't look, but they CAN'T look. Livin' life in that 16:9 aspect ratio

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I grew up in San Jose, CA so I can absolutely relate to what's been said. The 680 and 101 have been cluttered with accidents due to reckless/careless driving habits.
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Seriously, I'm not a fan of cops at all, but if the Highway Patrol around here starts doing this I'll high-five the dude if I can.
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Seriously, I'm not a fan of cops at all, but if the Highway Patrol around here starts doing this I'll high-five the dude if I can.
I'm willing to give him 10 doughnuts! And A coffee.
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I'm willing to give him 10 doughnuts! And A coffee.
What if he just ate?


Here's mine, in reverse:

This guy that comes every weekend parks ACROSS the three parking spaces that face mine, so that his car is just inside the covered part, I guess to avoid the dripping air conditioners - I live in one of those units but I doubt it is mine dripping anyways even if it were it's not my problem - but that's not the point.
Now his parking like this blocks how I normally park, which is to head into his space, then reverse once into mine and done - so convenient. Now that he actually parks in his space - I think parts of his car were at least several inches outside his space - this greately inconveniences me. I think he is being a total dickhead - who does he think he is? Nice, shiny BMW - acting all boss - he only comes once a week, how dare he treats this place like his home? He might not even own those spaces (or pay maintenence)!
What a city dickwad.. thinks he can act this way just because he has a little money.
So I wrote him a nasty note: "For the convenience of others, please park inside your space."
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What if he just ate?


Here's mine, in reverse:

This guy that comes every weekend parks ACROSS the three parking spaces that face mine, so that his car is just inside the covered part, I guess to avoid the dripping air conditioners - I live in one of those units but I doubt it is mine dripping anyways even if it were it's not my problem - but that's not the point.
Now his parking like this blocks how I normally park, which is to head into his space, then reverse once into mine and done - so convenient. Now that he actually parks in his space - I think parts of his car were at least several inches outside his space - this greately inconveniences me. I think he is being a total dickhead - who does he think he is? Nice, shiny BMW - acting all boss - he only comes once a week, how dare he treats this place like his home? He might not even own those spaces (or pay maintenence)!
What a city dickwad.. thinks he can act this way just because he has a little money.
So I wrote him a nasty note: "For the convenience of others, please park inside your space."
Hope he rots in hell.


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Came to work this morning to find someone parked mostly on the line between spaces but just far enough over near the rear to make the space next to them unusable. We're already short of spaces here and this meathead takes up two without being blatant enough to get a ticket from the uni police. How hard is it to park BETWEEN the lines?
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Came to work this morning to find someone parked mostly on the line between spaces but just far enough over near the rear to make the space next to them unusable. We're already short of spaces here and this meathead takes up two without being blatant enough to get a ticket from the uni police. How hard is it to park BETWEEN the lines?
Minivan crew!

A lovely man shouted at me yesterday, since I took the last wide space, a space his wife who was driving could've gotten their car into. Poor bloke, stuck with the kid in the back seat while wife dearest paid no attention to the road, too busy texting.

I was polite as usual while unloading my offspring out of Peter. Funny situation though, I was apparently risking his kids life by making them walk, and I don't think he ever registered I had two with me.
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This....

Now, how the heck am I going to get into my car???



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This....

Now, how the heck am I going to get into my car???



hmmm. MacGyver would find a way!

Ifk is the most hated hockey team in my country. There is an H in the front, but even their fans forget it. Next time, take a bat to that car. I will in no way be helping you in getting out of jail.

Ok, I'll bail you out, maybe.
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hmmm. MacGyver would find a way!

Ifk is the most hated hockey team in my country. There is an H in the front, but even their fans forget it. Next time, take a bat to that car. I will in no way be helping you in getting out of jail.

Ok, I'll bail you out, maybe.
I believe MacGruber can too. Not because MacGruber is smart, but he is skinny enough to slide through...






IFK. No offense, but I watch NHL.
Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't Esa Tikkanen (former Oilers player) from IFK?
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I believe MacGruber can too. Not because MacGruber is smart, but he is skinny enough to slide through...






IFK. No offense, but I watch NHL.
Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't Esa Tikkanen (former Oilers player) from IFK?
Tiki indeed was. That dude is a legend on his own right.

Just to OT a little more, weren't you the dude talking about skate laces a few months ago? So we share an interest?

Former figure skater, hockey fan, but asphalt and roller skates is, or was till I fucked up an ankle my biggest thing.

Yeah, I talk N.H.L too. Fluently.
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Tiki indeed was. That dude is a legend on his own right.

Just to OT a little more, weren't you the dude talking about skate laces a few months ago? So we share an interest?

For.er figure skater, hockey fan, but asphalt and roller skates is, or was till I fucked up an ankle my biggest thing.

Yeah, I talk N.H.L too. Fluently.
It wasn't me, but I do (use to a lot) watch NHL. I watch less , because of that little player strike they had years ago.

We might have more common interest, if you watch FIA or FIA F1.
Also, thank you LUPS. I am watching foreign movies on hulu (Spanish and Korean), and I get to spend time on forum during the commercial break. I love multi-tasking on PC.
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Why do people go 40mph on an entrance ramp to an interstate with traffic moving at 70/80mph?


They give you that stretch to get up to traffic speed, not to put your fucking lipstick on.
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It wasn't me, but I do (use to a lot) watch NHL. I watch less , because of that little player strike they had years ago.

We might have more common interest, if you watch FIA or FIA F1.
Also, thank you LUPS. I am watching foreign movies on hulu (Spanish and Korean), and I get to spend time on forum during the commercial break. I love multi-tasking on PC.
Haha. I don't watch any sports none what so ever, and as the only Finn on the planet I have no idea what an F1 car looks like. I can how ever name three people who have driven in the series, so after that change of subject is in order.

I do an excellent blank stare when people here ask me my view about football game, I know Seahawk is a bird, and I know everything there is to know about baseball, which is that they wear more clothes than in basketball. Later is played on a floor and and I would be happy if my kids joined a chess club and never made me take them to any practices none what so ever.

Ice hockey was my sole exception in this rule, mainly because I always envied anyone who got to play that and not be stuck in a stupid skirt listening to a coach with a squeaky voice.
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Ice hockey was my sole exception in this rule, mainly because I always envied anyone who got to play that and not be stuck in a stupid skirt listening to a coach with a squeaky voice.
That's because we hockey players aren't a bunch of tight pants wearing fairies that need to take a break after every play. We lose our teeth to a stick, cut open by skates, black eyes by fists, getting the wind knocked out in the middle of the rink, titties pressed against the glass when you lay someone out....,


I don't understand how anyone could find that to be unenjoyable.
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Now, how the heck am I going to get into my car???



Has happened to me me twice in the past two weeks. Both days it was raining so I got wet sliding along my car to squeeze in my door. Asshats.
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That's because we hockey players aren't a bunch of tight pants wearing fairies that need to take a break after every play. We lose our teeth to a stick, cut open by skates, black eyes by fists, getting the wind knocked out in the middle of the rink, titties pressed against the glass when you lay someone out....,


I don't understand how anyone could find that to be unenjoyable.
Dude are you sure your a hockey fan?
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