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      09-05-2014, 12:06 PM   #23
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What the fuck has happened to me that I still keep opening these threads...

No, I probably would not, since I had one of these in my class on the first grade, and she was scary as hell. Bit me once!

The one of these is not meant as an insult, it was meant as a way to go around the words I do not know in this stupid language.
Not even a Lannister?

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You seemed pretty tall in the one picture on your blog, but I don't think that should be the reason keeping you from true love!



Is it because you could curl them with one arm?
173 without heels, if needed like last night, 15 cm will be added just to look scary enough not to be bothered.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-05-2014, 12:10 PM   #25
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Not even a Lannister?

Dude, who the hell is that?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-05-2014, 12:11 PM   #26
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I wouldn’t because quite honestly, little people freak me out. I am pretty sure I am nanosophobic.

So where is my drawing Billup? Everyone is raving about 'em and I haven't seen one
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I have been scarred for life for asking wtf is nugget porn...
Years ago, (before you could get all your porn online for free), I was in a video store and the adult section had rows of VHS tapes. I could just see the title of one on the top half of the box that was visible. It said "Stumpy Humping 3".

I thought to myself, WTF is that, so I pulled the box out to see the whole thing. Yeah, the picture wasnt pretty, you can't un-see that, no matter how much you drink.
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      09-05-2014, 12:43 PM   #29
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Much easier to spin on the end of my disc (LP or nuggets)
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So where is my drawing Billup? Everyone is raving about 'em and I haven't seen one
Patience is virtue. I am very selective about the subjects I illustrate. If my final product is not to my standards, I toss it and wait for the next one. You can't rush perfection my friend.

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Much easier to spin on the end of my disc (LP or nuggets)
I really just want to grab one by the ankles and hang them upside down while they give me a beejer.

How many people can say they've done that in their lives. I do not know anyone personally, so now I have a goal to achieve.
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Years ago, (before you could get all your porn online for free), I was in a video store and the adult section had rows of VHS tapes. I could just see the title of one on the top half of the box that was visible. It said "Stumpy Humping 3".

I thought to myself, WTF is that, so I pulled the box out to see the whole thing. Yeah, the picture wasnt pretty, you can't un-see that, no matter how much you drink.
I used to sneak into that room. I actually have one of the VHS's still in a box somewhere. Reminds me of how good things used to be, with my 500lb 30'' TV and my 100lb VHS player. Life was good man, life was good.
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I got shit for driving like a dick without a penis, my car would be the ultimate social life killer if I was a man, I had to listen to samba for hours, and my way of getting on with it on the roads got so much shit it was unreal.

Now, I have to say, that adding 15 cm to my pants would actually work probably better with the American idiot men who do not take the no as an answer too well, but I for now at least just use heels. If I expect to have fun, 5 cm is quite enough, if I expect to end up regretting the day I was born, we are in double digits. Last night was serious business so I over did it by a few.

I can't stand most of the women here, but jesus fuck the men are even more annoying. And no matter how short, tall or stuffed they are.

Hey Lups, don't include a pic, but do you have a big booty? I have a weird imagination and in my world you have a big booty. Kind of like the nanny on muppet babies. We never saw her upper half, but I'm quite sure she had Tig O bitties.

Back OT, I'd smash each and every one of those little fuks all at the same time. It would just be a mess. I'd be throwing one across the room while grabbing another one that tried to walk away cuz she thought we were done. I'd have one on my shoulders while smashing another just cuz. We'd all smoke a joint after the fuk fest.

Oh yea...it's gettin real weird in my head right now Lol
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So while not technically a midget I did have a girlfriend for a little while who was 4ft 10in. Her vagina was maybe like an inch deep, it was weird.
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So while not technically a midget I did have a girlfriend for a little while who was 4ft 10in. Her vagina was maybe like an inch deep, it was weird.
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Hey Lups, don't include a pic, but do you have a big booty? I have a weird imagination and in my world you have a big booty. Kind of like the nanny on muppet babies. We never saw her upper half, but I'm quite sure she had Tig O bitties.

Back OT, I'd smash each and every one of those little fuks all at the same time. It would just be a mess. I'd be throwing one across the room while grabbing another one that tried to walk away cuz she thought we were done. I'd have one on my shoulders while smashing another just cuz. We'd all smoke a joint after the fuk fest.

Oh yea...it's gettin real weird in my head right now Lol
First, I think Lups is petite. Look at her blog. She has a butt, but it's a white girl ass. I think she is petite up top, which is A+ in my books.

Back to OT. You're second statement is fucking hilarious. I couldn't even fathom the amount of awesomeness in a little person orgy. The way you depicted it has really got my mind going and I think you've given me the inspiration I've been waiting for.
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So while not technically a midget I did have a girlfriend for a little while who was 4ft 10in. Her vagina was maybe like an inch deep, it was weird.
Too deep eh?
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So while not technically a midget I did have a girlfriend for a little while who was 4ft 10in. Her vagina was maybe like an inch deep, it was weird.
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and here.

Instead of commenting on your "Short' relationship or the fact that she was probably split in half like these other perverts , I'm going to take the high road and just ask where you went to pick up this person and please don't say the Chocolate Factory. It's a serious question. I don't want one unless it has like a GI Joe uniform on, but I was just curious.
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Yes I would. Just wondering if it's possible to find a skinny one? Standing bj's.
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Instead of commenting on your "Short' relationship or the fact that she was probably split in half , I'm going to take the high road and just ask where you went to pick up this person and please don't say the Chocolate Factory. It's a serious question. I don't want one unless it has like a GI Joe uniform on, but I was just curious.
LOLOLOLOL. You know, midgets do normal human things too.



Sometimes they just fall a little short.....
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First, I think Lups is petite. Look at her blog. She has a butt, but it's a white girl ass. I think she is petite up top, which is A+ in my books.

Back to OT. You're second statement is fucking hilarious. I couldn't even fathom the amount of awesomeness in a little person orgy. The way you depicted it has really got my mind going and I think you've given me the inspiration I've been waiting for.
1. Don't kill my vibe. Lups has a small waist and a big butt in my head lol.

2. DO IT. We're all long overdue!
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It's the weekend, and I'm single now, so I might be chasing some ass all weekend, so it MIGHT not happen until Monday when I'm bored at work in a meeting.
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It's the weekend, and I'm single now, so I might be chasing some ass all weekend, so it MIGHT not happen until Monday when I'm bored at work in a meeting.
The little people have big asses too so you should be set bro
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The little people have big asses too so you should be set bro
Nothing better than an ass you can bury your face in.



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