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      09-05-2014, 04:05 PM   #67
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Soooo ..... Changing subject .... How about that Seahawks game yesterday?

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Haha, I like this forum, and the guys on the F8x section have been great to me always, forgiving my shitty English and the lack of words for this crap in this language

My view to this all is different than most females since I basically only hang out with idiots. but a lot more females would join these, if we (yes, I too act like an idiot often) would just give it a rest and leave commenting on looks to somewhere else.

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Haha, I like this forum, and the guys on the F8x section have been great to me always, forgiving my shitty English and the lack of words for this crap in this language

My view to this all is different than most females since I basically only hang out with idiots. but a lot more females would join these, if we (yes, I too act like an idiot often) would just give it a rest and leave commenting on looks to somewhere else.

The only issue I had with your blog was the "I'm sorry for writing it" qualifier.
If you experienced something, put that much time of your life in to it and took the added time to record the journey, never apologize. I've noticed you do that on more than one occasion.

Own it. Apology not accepted.

You lived it with your family. You blogged it. You like it enough to temporarily post the link here. Don't be sorry for that.

Guys are gonna be guys and it sounds like you u already know that already but beneath that there's a bunch a good, cool guys here. We joke around and give each other shit (and you) but at the end of the day it's just cool to have some people who also " get it" get what you ask? " gets what's fun about life. That's what.

Blah blah blah.... Snore...snooze...cue funny comments....I just want @Lups and others to know that this is a cool place to hang your hat and chill. We're all one BMW community here at the end of the day.


Light some lighters and koombayah or whatever haha puff puff or slizzurp or....or... I dont know...or do I?
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      09-05-2014, 04:56 PM   #75
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Okay, let's just clear this all a little bit. Yes, there was a picture of me in the blog. Yes, not wise, though I never guessed anyone else than my friends (also the ones I've made here) would bother to read it.

I don't care what people behind the nicks do, look like, eat, poop, or are by gender. That's my main reason to hang out in the internet, instead of RL.

I have a thick skin, I don't care what anyone says, but this being a car forum, I do understand the pic was not wise. It's all gone now, and I hope we can get past this and act like idiots again with my gender not being this much of a problem. I get enough shit in my personal life because of the forum already, let's not add to the pile, or I'll be forced to go and find out where Litos's wife posts those dish washing pictures of him and hang out with the ladies for the first time in my life.

Just drop it guys, go back to midget porn, and I'll try not to comment in the ot so much here.
I personally liked the picture of you. My poops can sometimes be gruesome, depending on how many beers or glasses of Cabernet I have the night before, but theres a whole different thread for that.

It really is about having thick skin. You understand that we get on you, because you are the 1% (ha, get it, like the Warlocks) of females that are on a board, so while it's not in an insulting manner, we just like to take advantage of it. We have women in our own lives, you just happen to like the same stuff we do, so...., as men..., we take advantage of it and make it fun. Honestly, even if you weren't good looking, I would probably say you were, so at least its the latter.

So tell me, if I were 3'10'', would I be in your league?
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      09-05-2014, 04:58 PM   #76
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Soooo ..... Changing subject .... How about that Seahawks game yesterday?

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Is that a baseball team? Who watches that faggy sport. All about slap shots and tits pressed against the glass.
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The only issue I had with your blog was the "I'm sorry for writing it" qualifier.
If you experienced something, put that much time of your life in to it and took the added time to record the journey, never apologize. I've noticed you do that on more than one occasion.

Own it. Apology not accepted.

You lived it with your family. You blogged it. You like it enough to temporarily post the link here. Don't be sorry for that.

Guys are gonna be guys and it sounds like you u already know that already but beneath that there's a bunch a good, cool guys here. We joke around and give each other shit (and you) but at the end of the day it's just cool to have some people who also " get it" get what you ask? " gets what's fun about life. That's what.

Blah blah blah.... Snore...snooze...cue funny comments....I just want @Lups and others to know that this is a cool place to hang your hat and chill. We're all one BMW community here at the end of the day.


Light some lighters and koombayah or whatever haha puff puff or slizzurp or....or... I dont know...or do I?
Actually I am sorry for writing it, but a promised is a promised and it had to be kept.

I do indeed like the crowd here, as the post count points out clearly.

Sorry for the hurried answer, Peter and I are doing a school run and I'm busy pissing off the Prius crew by playing eminem and Peters rews just keep going up accidentally. Goal: no fucking playdates ever again. I can not stand these chicks. We just act like idiots in the net, these are the real deal.
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Last edited by Lups; 09-05-2014 at 08:07 PM.. Reason: phone and autocorrect. what can i say lol
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      09-05-2014, 05:00 PM   #78
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Is that a baseball team? Who watches that faggy sport. All about slap shots and tits pressed against the glass.
this.

and whoever said "standing bj's" had me laughing my ass off.
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I personally liked the picture of you. My poops can sometimes be gruesome, depending on how many beers or glasses of Cabernet I have the night before, but theres a whole different thread for that.

It really is about having thick skin. You understand that we get on you, because you are the 1% (ha, get it, like the Warlocks) of females that are on a board, so while it's not in an insulting manner, we just like to take advantage of it. We have women in our own lives, you just happen to like the same stuff we do, so...., as men..., we take advantage of it and make it fun. Honestly, even if you weren't good looking, I would probably say you were, so at least its the latter.

So tell me, if I were 3'10'', would I be in your league?
Heh.

I never notice what people look like, I don't remember faces, but I pretty much remember how they write, and what they say. Don't worry Billup, you didn't end up on my kill list.

As for you being a meter long stick: I truly would not notice probably, I might like you more, if you let me hold my coffee cup on your head, so that could help your case I guess.

I have my dear family to thank for this due to traumas my mother shoving a camera up in my face every two seconds, and because of that I ended up like the joke in the funny pics thread. If my spouse went missing, I could describe his car to perfection naming all the tuning shit, but what he's wearing would be a complete mystery to me.
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      09-05-2014, 07:05 PM   #81
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Heh.

I never notice what people look like, I don't remember faces, but I pretty much remember how they write, and what they say. Don't worry Billup, you didn't end up on my kill list.

As for you being a meter long stick: I truly would not notice probably, I might like you more, if you let me hold my coffee cup on your head, so that could help your case I guess.

I have my dear family to thank for this due to traumas my mother shoving a camera up in my face every two seconds, and because of that I ended up like the joke in the funny pics thread. If my spouse went missing, I could describe his car to perfection naming all the tuning shit, but what he's wearing would be a complete mystery to me.
I'm a man, I notice what EVERYONE looks like, so it's my duty, to try and out do them, or just do them, one of the two. Priorities. This is what America is all about. Freedom of life. I hope I'm not on your kill list, because that would make about 83,304 people too many. The rest don't matter, but I like you.

So you're family recognized your beauty and exploited it through Poloroid film as a joke? I don't understand. I can only assume you were the good looking one of the family. I'm mine, so I recognize the traits.
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So while not technically a midget I did have a girlfriend for a little while who was 4ft 10in. Her vagina was maybe like an inch deep, it was weird.
Obvious, but I would say 1" is somewhere near the ball park.
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Yes.

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So while not technically a midget I did have a girlfriend for a little while who was 4ft 10in. Her vagina was maybe like an inch deep, it was weird.
Holy shit, how did you navigate around that?
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Thing is as far as I can tell there's 2 types of little people. The ones with normalish looking faces and the ones without. For example on the pic posted by the OP the second, third and fourth have normal faces while number one is totally opposite and has a very distinct little person face (not sure what it's called). 5 and 6 also have the same style face though not as pronounced as number 1. I'm sure theres a technical reason for this, but I don't know what it is.

Anyways, I would do any of them, I don't give a fuck.
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This thread has had me cracking the fuck up!
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