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      09-17-2014, 11:12 PM   #793
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LOL @ our ladies men from earlier. Oh man, this is going to be my favorite thread.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-17-2014, 11:22 PM   #794
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Strippers like leche too.
Still not googling that word.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-18-2014, 01:41 AM   #795
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From previous forum experiences, there are people post some weird crap when they are drunk. Even reputable members does that too! lol

They ended trolling and start fight, then they come the next day and apologize.
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I'm not usually into black girls, but there's this one girl at work that I wanna eat the chocolate-y clit of until her legs shake.

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      09-18-2014, 06:43 PM   #797
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I've had jungle fever since this girl Clarissa in 1st grade. I'll never forget those juicy succulent pink lips and that milk chocolate skin.....,
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      09-18-2014, 07:21 PM   #799
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I had a Greek chick a few years ago. Nice olive skin so smooooth.
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Jesus, this thread. I never posses the motor skills necessary to get on this thread from my phone when I'm drunk. Makes me sad.
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Jesus, this thread. I never posses the motor skills necessary to get on this thread from my phone when I'm drunk. Makes me sad.
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      09-19-2014, 06:35 PM   #802
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I was cleaning the marks off my cycle and I heard someone like whistle at me and shit. Honestly, this kid my age (24ish), was on the second floor. He looked like a smaller version of Rick Ross. Crazy beard, chubby, and then filled my glass with Grey Goose.

His name is AP. We are best friends now. I gave him an Octoberfest. His girlfriend is pretty husky.

That's all I got.
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      09-19-2014, 07:31 PM   #803
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my friends camel was stolen and held for ransom. An investigation ensured and we discovered the guilty party. The chair assault was effective and we recovered Mr. Humpy.
The camel is now back with my Persian princess.

And then guess what happened: fuchshsnsjjjdksksksmsmsms.
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i did my best... drank four pints before the wife could throw in the towel due to our house guest. just the worst lol
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LOL

I'm going for the second beer. This won't be pretty, since I have had a long day and no food that was not stolen from a Canadian.
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LOL

I'm going for the second beer. This won't be pretty, since I have had a long day and no food that was not stolen from a Canadian.
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      09-20-2014, 02:11 AM   #808
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Should have posted here last night. Got drunk at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich. Met some really cool people from all over the world, hung out, and drank. Can't post pix because they're too big for iphone.
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I'm going for the second beer. This won't be pretty, since I have had a long day and no food that was not stolen from a Canadian.
2nd? not 7th?
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      09-20-2014, 05:29 AM   #810
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Must be the black label speaking. Show pics of said sexy ass and let the sober determine if crush worthy.
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Some POS broke in to my car last night, broke my window, stole my iPad and a few hundred dollars.

Not happy today.
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Some POS broke in to my car last night, broke my window, stole my iPad and a few hundred dollars.

Not happy today.
Holy shit dude. Sorry to hear! Where did it happen?
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What a little shit...

Sorry to hear about it bro
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What a little shit...

Sorry to hear about it bro
yeah, bro it sucks.
Thanks though. The police couldn't do anything without some type of lead (video, witness, etc.)

"My report is on file" .... so frustrating because that's like the chick that says "don't call me, i'll call you" and then never does. @Lups told me that once
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