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      09-09-2014, 11:33 AM   #859
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I do the grocery shopping. Wouldn't want any men oogling at her melons in the produce department. I do the watermelon shopping.
I once (bored as usual) went through our cash flow to see what's the percentage I use, and what he uses. No surprise to me that the numbers were bad since I buy everything from cars to coffee. I would love to be free of the duties of the personal shopper. For the life of me I can not understand how anyone would spend a second of their lives in any place remotely shop like.
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I once (bored as usual) went through our cash flow to see what's the percentage I use, and what he uses. No surprise to me that the numbers were bad since I buy everything from cars to coffee. I would love to be free of the duties of the personal shopper. For the life of me I can not understand how anyone would spend a second of their lives in any place remotely shop like.
Just a big ass waste of time, IMO. Who needs to go to a bunch of stores that want to sell you a bunch of shit you don't need? Why spend money on a bunch of shit you don't need? My clothes are destined to last a lifetime, so why do I need to go to a clothing store? Holes and stains just add character.

I buy the food I will eat, and I will not go shopping until I've exhausted my surplus. The only small trips I WILL make are for necessities like wine, beer, and lube.
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What gets me is...,

I have these jeans that make my ass look great and really compliment my figure, so I really enjoy wearing them. However, there is one problem, the zipper likes to unzip itself as I maneuver around, so maybe an hour into my day, my penis could fall out and I wouldn't even know. It's become a risk I've been willing to take.
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Just a big ass waste of time, IMO. Who needs to go to a bunch of stores that want to sell you a bunch of shit you don't need? Why spend money on a bunch of shit you don't need? My clothes are destined to last a lifetime, so why do I need to go to a clothing store? Holes and stains just add character.

I buy the food I will eat, and I will not go shopping until I've exhausted my surplus. The only small trips I WILL make are for necessities like wine, beer, and lube.
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What gets me is...,

I have these jeans that make my ass look great and really compliment my figure, so I really enjoy wearing them. However, there is one problem, the zipper likes to unzip itself as I maneuver around, so maybe an hour into my day, my penis could fall out and I wouldn't even know. It's become a risk I've been willing to take.
Stop putting the lube to the zipper.
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      09-09-2014, 12:36 PM   #863
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Lube never makes it near any zipper, I usually walk around without clothes on and my jeans are tucked away in their respectable drawer, next to Betty the Blow Up.
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What gets to me... HR/recruiters. The worst.
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[RANT] Where the hell do FOB Asians get their frickin' license??? Some idiot just backed into my car today. Tiny little scratches I buffed out by hand, but still. [END RANT]
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[RANT] Where the hell do FOB Asians get their frickin' license??? Some idiot just backed into my car today. Tiny little scratches I buffed out by hand, but still. [END RANT]
I live in a real AZNy area. They are seriously THE WORST drivers (moreso the women). They don't even look, as if they're the only ones on the road. Whyyy?
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[RANT] Where the hell do FOB Asians get their frickin' license??? Some idiot just backed into my car today. Tiny little scratches I buffed out by hand, but still. [END RANT]
In CA, there are driver license test in their own language (unless CA changed it). That is how they get em. lol
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In CA, there are driver license test in their own language (unless CA changed it). That is how they get em. lol
^ This, they have 5-6 different languages that they offer the test in now.
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[RANT] Where the hell do FOB Asians get their frickin' license??? Some idiot just backed into my car today. Tiny little scratches I buffed out by hand, but still. [END RANT]
Years ago in high school some friends and I were walking to the pizza shop during lunch when we came upon an accident (fender bender) at the intersection. One of my buddies asked the cop what had happened and, I'll never forget this, he said "Driving while chinese" We all almost passed out from laughing because it was funny then, course, not funny now. Definitely not funny now..
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In CA, there are driver license test in their own language (unless CA changed it). That is how they get em. lol
I'm aware... I'm part Asian myself and have even seen driving tests in Chinese while I was at the DMV, but how do they pass the behind-the-wheel test DWK (Driving While Korean) is another story.

But I pull into a parking garage, and this lady apparently didn't realize she was in the monthly parking entrance, and before I can even react while reaching for my ProxPass from the visor's clip... I see reverse lights out of the corner of my eyes and less than half a second later, BOOM! I mean, the bitch had a backup camera and my car was angled in such a way that my lights were shining in her mirror, so how the hell?
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I live in a real AZNy area. They are seriously THE WORST drivers (moreso the women). They don't even look, as if they're the only ones on the road. Whyyy?
I can't take women here behind the wheel. I'm from a place where putting on lipstick is done at the house, the garage at the latest, not while crossing zebras. I've lived here for 8 months, and 3 different people have tried to kill me because of makeup.

I'm willing to ban all face paint, or at least ban them from the cars, phones and hamburgers too.
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I bet the lady thought gas paddle was a brake paddle.
My friend got killed by unlicensed 15yr old Brazilian kid at McDonald parking lot on year 1999. The kid said he thought the gas was the brake.


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I'm aware... I'm part Asian myself and have even seen driving tests in Chinese while I was at the DMV, but how do they pass the behind-the-wheel test DWK (Driving While Korean) is another story.

But I pull into a parking garage, and this lady apparently didn't realize she was in the monthly parking entrance, and before I can even react while reaching for my ProxPass from the visor's clip... I see reverse lights out of the corner of my eyes and less than half a second later, BOOM! I mean, the bitch had a backup camera and my car was angled in such a way that my lights were shining in her mirror, so how the hell?
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I live in a real AZNy area. They are seriously THE WORST drivers (moreso the women). They don't even look, as if they're the only ones on the road. Whyyy?
My wife is Asian, and I am sure she can out drive some at Suzuka or Sepang circuit w/ a same vehicle.
7 years ago, she test drove a W203 and Jetta, and said W203 is too front heavy,and too much understeer. Most of above average "ricer hip-hop fast and furious female dragsters" would not know the difference.


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Well, see... I'm talking about FOB Asians, where most likely they were always driven around, used public transit or bicycles before they came to the states and gotten their first driver license in their mid-20s or much, much later, which included my 27 year-old Chinese ex that is deathly afraid of freeways and had lots of accidents, and probably this mid-30s Korean lady that wrinkled the kidney's cleavage... Not the female and/or Asian drivers that CAN drive.
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That was my weird way of saying between the grilles
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Come on you slow man. It's been 10 years, do not talk to me about anything till the third cup. Do not wake up the kids. Do not ask if the dyslexic of the family can read papers printed out in a wrong font that I actually can not read, and I do not care if world is about to explode, the answer is no before the third cup.
Actually your problem is the water, not the coffee.
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Actually your problem is the water, not the coffee.
Max! Great to see you after a looooong time!

I agree, that is true.

My tiny man has slept now for an hour quietly, before that he had terrors for four hours, he slept through them nicely in my lap, crying every five seconds though. I think I will need a little less water this morning again. The dog dyig affected him a lot, and poor baby is trying to deal with the loss.

Oh I love this feeling I get just before putting a fresh pot brewing.
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Max! Great to see you after a looooong time!

I agree, that is true.

My tiny man has slept now for an hour quietly, before that he had terrors for four hours, he slept through them nicely in my lap, crying every five seconds though. I think I will need a little less water this morning again. The dog dyig affected him a lot, and poor baby is trying to deal with the loss.

Oh I love this feeling I get just before putting a fresh pot brewing.
Glad you survived your trip, but sorry to hear your dog did not. I lost two and know the feeling.

On a side note, I have to tell you something confidential - I'm having sinful thoughts. I like the black sapphire metallic with SO leather. Looks aggressively cool. The hornet had been overexposed and senses feel a bit saturated. Your thoughts?

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