You and Your Significant Other

inde60x · 10-21-2015, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

^^^Congrats on being a father^^^

Thanks! I have a 5yo boy from my first marriage but this is her first. Found out Sunday it's a little girl so making changes to her room this weekend, actually just adding a padlock that unlocks when she's 35.

UncleWede · 10-21-2015, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by inde60x

Thanks! I have a 5yo boy from my first marriage but this is her first. Found out Sunday it's a little girl so making changes to her room this weekend, actually just adding a padlock that unlocks when she's 35.

Plant the prickly pear cactus outside all the windows, NOW!!!

inde60x · 10-21-2015, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Plant the prickly pear cactus outside all the windows, NOW!!!

Her room is upstairs in our home with 10ft 1st floor ceilings and a larger-than-normal gap between 1st and 2nd floor due to it being an older home so if she jumps, she'll break some legs...but the rose bush underneath her window also helps.

UncleWede · 10-21-2015, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by inde60x

Her room is upstairs in our home with 10ft 1st floor ceilings and a larger-than-normal gap between 1st and 2nd floor due to it being an older home so if she jumps, she'll break some legs...but the rose bush underneath her window also helps.

You need to go outside, revert back to your teen years (if REALLY necessary) and take a look at how you would get to her window. Strategically place the cacti in those locations. Start now, and they will be mature enough plants to protect the fair maiden once she comes of age.

inde60x · 10-22-2015, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You need to go outside, revert back to your teen years (if REALLY necessary) and take a look at how you would get to her window. Strategically place the cacti in those locations. Start now, and they will be mature enough plants to protect the fair maiden once she comes of age.

It's been so long I forgot what I was like then...well this sucks worse now lol

UncleWede · 10-22-2015, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by inde60x

It's been so long I forgot what I was like then...well this sucks worse now lol

It is your God-given duty as the father of a future bride to remember what a dog you were, and protect her from yourself!!!!

1MOREMOD · 10-22-2015, 09:41 AM

Unfortunately can't stop the bum rush.

inde60x · 10-23-2015, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

It is your God-given duty as the father of a future bride to remember what a dog you were, and protect her from yourself!!!!

Teen years...I was a decent lab.

8 months between my ex-wife and meeting my now wife...I was like one of Michael Vick's dogs so I'll have to prevent against that to be safe.

CANGRKE70 · 10-23-2015, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Unfortunately can't stop the bum rush.

But as a father you can do so much to prevent it from happening early on.

I can totally see this happening at my house.

F30lolz · 10-23-2015, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

But as a father you can do so much to prevent it from happening early on.

I can totally see this happening at my house.

lol this has already happened. My 16 yr old step daughter and her 'friend' paid a visit to her cousins house. Lets just say that this 'friend' moved to Atlanta

inde60x · 10-23-2015, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

lol this has already happened. My 16 yr old step daughter and her 'friend' paid a visit to her cousins house. Lets just say that this 'friend' moved to Atlanta

Former brother-in-law, my buddy, and I decided to get out my buddy's dad's Barrett .50 to "look over" when my former niece brought her first boyfriend home.

UncleWede · 10-26-2015, 10:03 AM

"I'll be here, cleaning this gun"

F30lolz · 10-26-2015, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

"I'll be here, cleaning this gun"

Banned for not showing your better 1/2

UncleWede · 10-26-2015, 10:57 AM

banned- singing to better 1/2, you missed the quotes

ASBSECU E93 · 10-27-2015, 04:20 PM

"I don't have a problem going 'back' to jail..."

F80_M3llow · 10-31-2015, 06:24 AM

Me and my fiance.

inde60x · 10-31-2015, 07:40 AM

Beautiful woman...not sure the glasses fit you

1MOREMOD · 10-31-2015, 10:16 AM

Guessing they're hers

Mr Tonka · 10-31-2015, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by inde60x

Beautiful woman...not sure the glasses fit you

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Guessing they're hers

This makes me think we should have members post pic of themselves with their favorite sunglasses on in the interview thread. To go along with the ID stuff an additional challenge if you will.

bimmette · 10-31-2015, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by inde60x

Beautiful woman...not sure the glasses fit you

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Guessing they're hers

This makes me think we should have members post pic of themselves with their favorite sunglasses on in the interview thread. To go along with the ID stuff an additional challenge if you will.

Ok, you go first. For mine, see my avatar

V1.47fan · 10-31-2015, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Guessing they're hers

I'd love to see him in her lingerie.

Mr Tonka · 10-31-2015, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok, you go first. For mine, see my avatar

Cheater.

10-22-2015, 09:41 AM	#1107
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10-26-2015, 10:03 AM	#1112
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18028 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	"I'll be here, cleaning this gun"
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10-26-2015, 10:57 AM	#1114
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18028 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	banned- singing to better 1/2, you missed the quotes
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10-31-2015, 06:24 AM	#1116
F80_M3llow Lieutenant Colonel 201 Rep 1,714 Posts Drives: 2011 335i Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Norwalk CT iTrader: (14) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 [9.00] 2008 135i [7.00]	Me and my fiance. Attached Images
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10-31-2015, 07:40 AM	#1117
inde60x New Member 10 Rep 12 Posts Drives: 2008 535xi Black/Black Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Brownsburg, Indiana iTrader: (1)	Beautiful woman...not sure the glasses fit you __________________ 2008 535xi Black/Black...RPI Scoop : BMS DCI : VRSF CP : Turbosmart BOV : MHD Stg 1
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10-31-2015, 10:16 AM	#1118
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