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      10-14-2014, 10:33 PM   #1
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Billup's drunk thread - a repository.

Billup's been tearing up the OT tonight...all I see is last poster "Billup".

So this is a thread in honour of him...to allow him to deposit his original thoughts, advice to Grimlock, artwork (particulary artwork), and all other items in one concise little thread.

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      10-14-2014, 10:35 PM   #2
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Oh great, I see this ending well, but I so want to see this
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-14-2014, 11:10 PM   #3
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      10-15-2014, 07:03 AM   #4
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This will be fun. Don't have shit going on tonight, maybe I'll cause a ruckus.
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There is not enough bacon content in this thread.
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There is not enough bacon content in this thread.
Joekerr said bacon got banned.
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      10-15-2014, 12:34 PM   #7
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      10-15-2014, 12:59 PM   #8
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Nocab.
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      10-15-2014, 01:06 PM   #9
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This will be fun. Don't have shit going on tonight, maybe I'll cause a ruckus.
Promises, promises. Actions speak louder than words!
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Nocab.
I'm more of a merlot fan myself too. Cabernet is overrated.
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You dudes crack me up!
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So I've been chatting with this chick for the past two days on Tinder. She said she liked photography and that she liked doing headshots.

I said, I like doing headshots too, but in a different category than photos.


She unmatched me. Must have thought I was on Brazzers instead of giving out headshots during a fight. LOL

Oh well.
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Maybe she thought you meant "getting head shots"
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.... son of a bitch.
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Crisis averted. Dropped little white girl, and got an Indian girl...., have never even seen an Indian girl naked now that I think about it.


brb.
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Promises, promises. Actions speak louder than words!
Where you at bitch?
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Nobody wants to play?


I'm making a comic of a recent Tinder incident I had.
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Nobody wants to play?


I'm making a comic of a recent Tinder incident I had.
Tinder brings the lulz.

Hooked up with 4 chicks on Tinder, 3 have been weird, one has been normal...

Pretty good success rate if you ask me.

The normal one is my girlfriend LOL.
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Tinder brings the lulz.

Hooked up with 4 chicks on Tinder, 3 have been weird, one has been normal...

Pretty good success rate if you ask me.

The normal one is my girlfriend LOL.
I've been out with a few. My problem is I'm usually drunk before I even go out, so I just say whatever the fuck is on my mind.

Some are receptive and are down for whatever, others are...., well not so much fun. LOL
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Tinder has been hit or miss. Can't believe girl thought I wanted to blow a load on her face after two days..., I usually wait at least three to be generous.
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9:21 pm and a bunch of no shows....
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I am too busy eating my bacon carne asada quesadilla, dude.
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