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      12-10-2014, 05:59 PM   #45
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Blonds, all of us have tiny ego and men turn into idiots in front of us.
I've actually experienced this. An attractive professional blonde woman started working at my place of employment and for the longest time all that would come out of my mouth when I talked to her was jibberish. My wife is a brunette and I can have a normal conversation with her.
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I've actually experienced this. An attractive professional blonde woman started working at my place of employment and for the longest time all that would come out of my mouth when I talked to her was jibberish. My wife is a brunette and I can have a normal conversation with her.
Yup, brunettes get all the good men, we get the drooling shitheads.

I truly think we just stop developing earlier, things are handed to us easier. Its a cruel thing to say, but there is some truth to it. Too many of my former friends whom with I did indeed have the time of our lives are now single, waiting to find the hubby number two, or worst scenario: Just waking up to the cruel fact that looks are the first to go and then we need a landing place. In my circles, apparently body fitness is the way to go.

I've always told my male friends to go for the brunettes, with them they'll have all the fun, blonds tend to take it all and you get the whiny bitch and the nail salon bill.
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I've actually experienced this. An attractive professional blonde woman started working at my place of employment and for the longest time all that would come out of my mouth when I talked to her was jibberish. My wife is a brunette and I can have a normal conversation with her.
Yup, brunettes get all the good men, we get the drooling shitheads.

I truly think we just stop developing earlier, things are handed to us easier. Its a cruel thing to say, but there is some truth to it. Too many of my former friends whom with I did indeed have the time of our lives are now single, waiting to find the hubby number two, or worst scenario: Just waking up to the cruel fact that looks are the first to go and then we need a landing place. In my circles, apparently body fitness is the way to go.

I've always told my male friends to go for the brunettes, with them they'll have all the fun, blonds tend to take it all and you get the whiny bitch and the nail salon bill.
True dat.

I'm with that whiney bitch and the nail salon bill...along with all the other bullshit.

So not worth it.
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I've actually experienced this. An attractive professional blonde woman started working at my place of employment and for the longest time all that would come out of my mouth when I talked to her was jibberish. My wife is a brunette and I can have a normal conversation with her.
I have the same reaction but with women with big tits showing too much cleavage.
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I dated a blonde right after college, she was so trusting, really gullible and i liked that.

It's hard to BS a Brunette , sometimes they dont believe you even when you're telling them the truth.

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You can of course take it many ways, but think of the positives: First of all, you were said to have multiple sides in your personality. That means you you are developed beyond Neanderthal stage, which in real life is a quality that will probably be the thing that makes you a killer with the ladies.

It also gives the impression that you are seen here at least by me as something else than a piece of meat. I won't be asking nudes from you like the boys have, and as we know on a car forum, that's a compliment.

Last but not least, you are funny. That is always needed in the world.

See, I can do compliments!
I really want to copy this and put it in my sig, just so I can flaunt it.


That really made my morning Lups, and it happened to be the first post I read too. Today is going to be an excellent day.

Although, sometimes I wouldn't mind if you saw me as a piece of meat.
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I dated a blonde right after college, she was so trusting, really gullible and i liked that.

It's hard to BS a Brunette , sometimes they dont believe you even when you're telling them the truth.
Idk, I bullshitted one for almost 5 years straight. She did start out as a blonde though.
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Idk, I bullshitted one for almost 5 years straight. She did start out as a blonde though.
Teach me...
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Teach me...
I would love to, but after 5 years I am a little rusty myself, so lately I've been working on being more "me" again.

Plus, my teachings have some kind of cost. What do you have to barter?
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I would love to, but after 5 years I am a little rusty myself, so lately I've been working on being more "me" again.

Plus, my teachings have some kind of cost. What do you have to barter?
I'm broke, i've been saving up for an F82 like Lups', my heroine.
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I'm broke, i've been saving up for an F82 like Lups', my heroine.
Its worth it, get the car, you don't need a blond.
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I really want to copy this and put it in my sig, just so I can flaunt it.


That really made my morning Lups, and it happened to be the first post I read too. Today is going to be an excellent day.

Although, sometimes I wouldn't mind if you saw me as a piece of meat.
I'm sorry, Billup, I can't undo the mindset.
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Its worth it, get the car, you don't need a blond.
+1

I test drove one, i loved it. Can you post pics of your car?
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I test drove one, i loved it. Can you post pics of your car?
I suck at posting them. The lups notes thread has a few, none of them posted by me, and the idiot blog has more. I fed him eisenmann last week, so in the clip section of the forum there is a vid too, a bad one I have to say.

You'll be happy with this one. It's really a great companion. I can if you want pics, post them in a few. I need a laptop for it.
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I suck at posting them. The lups notes thread has a few, none of them posted by me, and the idiot blog has more. I fed him eisenmann last week, so in the clip section of the forum there is a vid too, a bad one I have to say.

You'll be happy with this one. It's really a great companion. I can if you want pics, post them in a few. I need a laptop for it.
How about a link?
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How about a link?
Hold on, ,I'm on a school run. I'll get you those

If you read any of those just remember they were mainly written completely drunk on freedom and whiskey.
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http://m4trip.blogspot.com/ That's the blog,

Notes: http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1021405

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1066525 A friend of mine took that, and as told, mine was cold, he came from a drive.

um, what else. yeah, I think those are the only places with photos of my car.

Oh, peter is having a Christmas, since I need the distraction. http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1065246
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Lucky, Beautiful car !!!

i want a mineral grey with shakir orange interior.
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Lucky, Beautiful car !!!

i want a mineral grey with shakir orange interior.
MG looks awesome in person, dull on a screen. AY looks like the idiots option on any format. You are doing it right.
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MG looks awesome in person, dull on a screen. AY looks like the idiots option on any format. You are doing it right.
Bright color on a sports car, attrack even more negative attention, pickup trucks, mini vans, ricers wanna make a point that they can go as fast as you.
AY is nice...

That's why with my E92 M3,in town i stay in the granny lane , goin slow looking pretty.

on the interstate it's a different story tho bc i know where the local cops/super troopers like to hide...
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Just saw a new 7 series backing up in the parking lot and it was making that loud beep-beep-beep backing-up sound. WTF is up with that?
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