Confess here

My husbands sister is going to spend three months with us next summer. Lups will not be home for three months next summer. She said she wants to take my car to a road trip, "One like you did Anna"

This will never happen. I will die before she even rides in it, driving is not an option.

A kid had bullied my son in the park today, their tutor had tried to stop him, and had talked with the mother, who had not given a shit and was nasty to the tutor. If I ever see that bitch (tutor points her out to me) I will get her in ways only my smooth and calm way of having a conversation with a person who lets their kids do anything deserves.

Lups wrote

My husbands sister is going to spend three months with us next summer. Lups will not be home for three months next summer. She said she wants to take my car to a road trip, "One like you did Anna"

This will never happen. I will die before she even rides in it, driving is not an option.

A kid had bullied my son in the park today, their tutor had tried to stop him, and had talked with the mother, who had not given a shit and was nasty to the tutor. If I ever see that bitch (tutor points her out to me) I will get her in ways only my smooth and calm way of having a conversation with a person who lets their kids do anything deserves.

*our son

squishy wrote

*our son

LOL it would be an epic fail for me to find the hubby from here, since he doesn't even drive, and I tell you guys way too much

I went out to the bars this weekend. I farted a couple times not so pleasantly, but I turned around and gave the guy behind me a funny look as if it were him.

I always have to lift 1 leg a bit to fart

I wear women's deodorant and I love it. But my confession is, I'm a man.

FwdFtl wrote

I wear women's deodorant and I love it. But my confession is, I'm a man.

Sometimes when I run out I use my wife's Ban powder fresh. I've found myself using it more often.

2011CrazE89 wrote

Sometimes when I run out I use my wife's Ban powder fresh. I've found myself using it more often.

That's exactly how I discovered it. Except she had Secret. It seems like women's deodorant last way longer than men's deodorant.

NEFARIOUS wrote

My friend's wife got a new phone and wanted me to help her set it up. I found emails with nudes sent to random guys and told him. We're still friends (although we have to hang out away from his wife) and he's so grateful that I exposed her that he even has me in his will, but I still feel bad for the impending divorce and the fate of their 6 year old daughter.

2011CrazE89 wrote

Sometimes when I run out I use my wife's Ban powder fresh. I've found myself using it more often.

FwdFtl wrote

That's exactly how I discovered it. Except she had Secret. It seems like women's deodorant last way longer than men's deodorant.

Good for you guys, nothing smells worse than men bathing in your deodorant. Use ours, scent yourselves with something else. Thank you both.

No cheating on your girlfriend/boyfriend in the past confessions? hahaha

Lups wrote

Buahaha

Dude you know you're old when that's legal.

Yeah it was legal, barely. She was too young, what was I thinking?

808@702 wrote

Yeah it was legal, barely. She was too young, what was I thinking?

Every girl at some point goes for the older, I did this too, and I really hope my kiddos will be the first one ever even to date.

Not gonna lie, I straight up buy women's deodrant

One of my neighbors. One of these days his disgusting attempts to flirt will get him close enough that I'll smash his rotten teeth in. I hate when people evoke that kind of reactions in me, and I feel sorry for his wife who just stands there looking miserable. I just want to make sure he never talks to me again, I dont care if our kids could be friends, never letting mine into his house.

Lups wrote

One of my neighbors. One of these days his disgusting attempts to flirt will get him close enough that I'll smash his rotten teeth in. I hate when people evoke that kind of reactions in me, and I feel sorry for his wife who just stands there looking miserable. I just want to make sure he never talks to me again, I dont care if our kids could be friends, never letting mine into his house.

You should pull all four valve stems from his tires in the middle of the night.

Lups wrote

One of my neighbors. One of these days his disgusting attempts to flirt will get him close enough that I'll smash his rotten teeth in. I hate when people evoke that kind of reactions in me, and I feel sorry for his wife who just stands there looking miserable. I just want to make sure he never talks to me again, I dont care if our kids could be friends, never letting mine into his house.

Okay then.

Billup wrote

You should pull all four valve stems from his tires in the middle of the night.

Haha, I couldn't hurt a car, that would be cruel.

m3ray wrote

Okay then.

Was that a permission to go ape?

Lups wrote

Haha, I couldn't hurt a car, that would be cruel.

That's the beauty of it. Nothing gets hurt. He'll just need new stems, some air, and a brain.

Lups wrote

Was that a permission to go ape?

Umm, I was thinking more along the lines of pyschotherapy, but by all means, do whatever you need to do to satisfy those urges.

squishy wrote

Not gonna lie, I straight up buy women's deodrant

I'm off to Target.

Billup wrote

That's the beauty of it. Nothing gets hurt. He'll just need new stems, some air, and a brain.

If he's stupid enough still to try talk to me, he's stupid enough never to spot the problem. He would just take the wife's car and she would let him.

That man gives me the creeps every time