Parking Lot Morons

Nice job... Snapped this recently

Repeat offenders

johnboy00 wrote

Repeat offenders

There's a woman who parks at my office with a 2 series grand coupe who habitually does this, parking 7-10 feet from the curb and the back of the car sticking out into the passage. I cannot for the life of me understand how this is possible.

Glad to see this fresh batch of parking lot idiots photos, There for a minute I was thinking people had learned to park and be considerate of others. Glad that passed

Mech Spec wrote

There's a woman who parks at my office with a 2 series grand coupe who habitually does this, parking 7-10 feet from the curb and the back of the car sticking out into the passage. I cannot for the life of me understand how this is possible.

Poor depth perception, perhaps.

On the otherhand, when I look in the mirror and see some bimbo
12” from my rear bumper while sitting at a red light, its usually a
female driver. If its not poor depth perception, maybe they’re just
lonely. 🤔

Car-Addicted wrote

Glad to see this fresh batch of parking lot idiots photos, There for a minute I was thinking people had learned to park and be considerate of others. Glad that passed

So you like living life on the edge, huh?

Apparently, another non-autonomous parking outcome...

The Tesla was last to park, and in a "no parking" spot to boot.

Who doesn't love a good parking lot cat fight?

https://x.com/Faim_Buford/status/2068975231063007332/video/1

johnboy00 wrote

The Tesla was last to park, and in a "no parking" spot to boot.

In this case 'interfering' with a Tesla would be completely justified

The latest moron to join the group.

Tesla can't seem to stay between their lines. When I parked my Z nobody was there. Seems like both the Tesla and the white minivan are parking challenged.

There's a story behind this one. This guy is not just a moron but an asshole too.
I was having lunch at Popeyes when this guy comes in to order. I wasn't paying too much attention but after a few minutes at the counter going back and forth with the young lady he says loudly "Well, what if I want to get just (blank)?" I didn't hear what he asked for but I could tell that he was getting frustrated. The young lady said he would have to buy something else to get it. That was it! The guy said "Fuck this shit!" and turned and stormed out the door. Well he tried to storm out the door but the door that he shoved against was latched shut.( Why do businesses leave one of the two doors latched?) He hit that door so hard that his sunglasses flew off his head to the floor. I expected him to have a bloody, if not broken, nose. He went tromping off to his car and just sat there for about five minutes. Then he started to leave, or so I thought. No, he went to the drive-thru... his wife very obviously hollering at him as he drove by. He came out of the drive-thru and went back and parked in the same spot. I snapped the picture as I was leaving. All in all it was an entertaining lunch.

ps I didn't notice until just now that his trunk was open.

Now that is a bad day.

Car-Addicted wrote

Now that is a bad day.

The owner/pilot caused his own bad day.

https://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/243884

Buug959 wrote

There's a story behind this one. This guy is not just a moron but an asshole too.
I was having lunch at Popeyes when this guy comes in to order. I wasn't paying too much attention but after a few minutes at the counter going back and forth with the young lady he says loudly "Well, what if I want to get just (blank)?" I didn't hear what he asked for but I could tell that he was getting frustrated. The young lady said he would have to buy something else to get it. That was it! The guy said "Fuck this shit!" and turned and stormed out the door. Well he tried to storm out the door but the door that he shoved against was latched shut.( Why do businesses leave one of the two doors latched?) He hit that door so hard that his sunglasses flew off his head to the floor. I expected him to have a bloody, if not broken, nose. He went tromping off to his car and just sat there for about five minutes. Then he started to leave, or so I thought. No, he went to the drive-thru... his wife very obviously hollering at him as he drove by. He came out of the drive-thru and went back and parked in the same spot. I snapped the picture as I was leaving. All in all it was an entertaining lunch.

ps I didn't notice until just now that his trunk was open.

You can’t teach stupid

This is not an exit. Another good example you can't teach stupid

eugenebmw wrote

This is not an exit. Another good example you can't teach stupid

Good job

Every single day my boss parks like this

I came across these two geniuses yesterday.

jeff351 wrote

Every single day my boss parks like this

Seems like she/he could get more shade by parallel parking.

bpeckham wrote

Seems like she/he could get more shade by parallel parking.

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