LOL Pic Thread #2 (NO POLITICS)

Freiheit wrote

In my heyday I probably could have figured out the cat's name too.

He's British, so if it's a male it's probably Milo and if it's a female, then it's Luna. And does anyone know the caliber of that artillery ordnance on the floor by the wall unit? So many questions...

Lady Jane wrote

He's British, so if it's a male it's probably Milo and if it's a female, then it's Luna. And does anyone know the caliber of that artillery ordnance on the floor by the wall unit? So many questions...

He couldn't be British: first, the sun is shining outside. Second, I'm fairly sure he's playing a driving game, and he's sitting on the correct side of the couch.

But if he is British, then the cat's name is probably 'Cat'.

If I'm here, I might as well contribute:

Freiheit wrote

If I'm here, I might as well contribute:

WTF⁉️...uhhh, noooo, negatory
Never known such, "every mans first apartment", personally or plethora of single male friends/acquaintances over decades...fella, sounds like some over due, compulsory therapy immanent - - STAT‼️

Lady Jane wrote

He's British, so if it's a male it's probably Milo and if it's a female, then it's Luna. And does anyone know the caliber of that artillery ordnance on the floor by the wall unit? So many questions...

Caliber, ehhh? Reminiscent of an 88mm
Thinkin it's likely former girlfriends 'personal toy' inadvertently left behind 🍆

smokinjoe64 wrote

WTF⁉️...uhhh, noooo, negatory
Never known such, "every mans first apartment", personally or plethora of single male friends, acquaintances over decades.
....fella, sounds like some over due, compulsory therapy immanent - - STAT‼️

One of my childhood friends moved out of his parents' house to an average flat a few miles away. He did little besides a full-time job and play video games. A couple of his friends bunked there from time to time. All three of them were Skoal addicts, all three drank Mountain Dew or Coke, and they lived off Taco Bell and McDonalds.

And no one volunteered to clean the place. Ever.

So there were mountains of Coke cans with cities of Mountain Dew cans on top, and roads of burrito wrappers strewn about. And every can was used as a dip spit can until it was at least half full. The smell in that place was indescribable.

They would get loaded on Budweiser and play NHL Playstation hockey, which would eventually devolve into actual hockey indoors with real pucks and real sticks (two of the three were amateur league players), knocking holes in the drywall, and then getting into fights over perceived cheating in their video game marathons. Eventually one of them would pick up a can and take a drink, only to find out they'd just ingested what they hoped was their own sputum and tobacco dregs, followed by retching themselves inside-out on the carpet.

I lived in a very clean beachfront condo and didn't answer the phone when they called.

Truth!!!!!




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Freiheit wrote

One of my childhood friends moved out of his parents' house to an average flat a few miles away. He did little besides a full-time job and play video games. A couple of his friends bunked there from time to time. All three of them were Skoal addicts, all three drank Mountain Dew or Coke, and they lived off Taco Bell and McDonalds.

And no one volunteered to clean the place. Ever.

So there were mountains of Coke cans with cities of Mountain Dew cans on top, and roads of burrito wrappers strewn about. And every can was used as a dip spit can until it was at least half full. The smell in that place was indescribable.

Eventually they would get loaded on Budweiser and play NHL Playstation hockey, which would eventually devolve into actual hockey indoors with real pucks and real sticks (two of the three were amateur league players), knocking holes in the drywall, and then getting into fights over perceived cheating in their video game marathons. Eventually one of them would pick up a can and take a drink, only to find out they'd just ingested what they hoped was their own sputum and tobacco dregs, followed by retching themselves inside-out on the carpet.

I lived in a very clean beachfront condo and didn't answer the phone when they called.

Sounds like, as luck would have it, ya only 'heard bout', maybe seen it...didn't endure existing in such a house of debauchery, filth 🤮

vreihen16 wrote

Truth!!!!!

Infamous 'Florida-Man' truthieness...

Word of the Day

Lady Jane wrote

That's a good observation. I see it now. Could be a handlebar or part of a wheel. But there is something there, re-enforcing my scepticism.

His new girlfriend who took the picture while sitting on her bike inside the room ?

smokinjoe64 wrote

vreihen16 wrote

Truth!!!!!

Infamous 'Florida-Man' truthieness...

It is worth noting that our house up north is 98% empty right now.

As they say down here in the south, New York is a really nice place...to be FROM!!!!!

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'Clean Design'

smokinjoe64 wrote

Thinkin it's likely former girlfriends 'personal toy' inadvertently left behind 🍆

Just the tip.

" There was this girl named Venus
Who used an 88 as a phallus.
One day day full of booze
she set-off the fuse
and blew herself right out of Texas."

...

Lady Jane wrote

Just the tip.

" There was this girl named Venus
Who used an 88 as a phallus.
One day day full of booze
she set-off the fuse
and blew herself right out of Texas."

Yes, of course, always..."jus the tip"

Oh boy, that limerick has far 'more descriptive' renditions...especially the Nav versions 😛

smokinjoe64 wrote

Lady Jane wrote

Just the tip.

" There was this girl named Venus
Who used an 88 as a phallus.
One day day full of booze
she set-off the fuse
and blew herself right out of Texas."

Yes, of course, always..."jus the tip"

Oh boy, that limerick has far 'more descriptive' renditions...especially the Nav versions 😛

I just modified an old one that had 'bad' NSFW language.

On this note:

Real or photoshop? Ba ha ha...

Lady Jane wrote

I just modified an old one that had 'bad' NSFW language.

On this note:

Real or photoshop? Ba ha ha...

Photoshop⁉️ Thas so 2000s

Since killin' time before goin fishing 🎣
So ok - - many shoes duplicated, some high heels appear to 'hover' above shelves.
There you have it, more AI slop

Lady Jane wrote

Just the tip.

" There was this girl named Venus
Who used an 88 as a phallus.
One day day full of booze
she set-off the fuse
and blew herself right out of Texas."

There once was a girl named Lil
Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill......